[[Dear Haymitch,

You left me. When the arena exploded, you left me and let the Peacekeepers take me away while you went on your merry way to District 13. Yet, you saved me in the end. 

I don’t know if I want to scream at you or kiss you. Why the hell do you keep on confusing my feelings, Abernathy!?

Effie Trinket]]

[[Dear Snow,

I thought you were evil when you killed my whole family and sent 24 kids every year to kill each other. But when you imprisoned Effie Trinket, one of your own loyal followers, I knew you were the Devil Incarnate.

I hope you burn in hell,

Haymitch]]

[[Dear Effie and Haymitch,

I know what you did on that elevator.

Sincerely,
Katniss]]

[[Dear Effie and Haymitch,

Some of us are trying to sleep. Can you keep it down a little? And no, we won’t eat at your house anymore. Seems like you don’t really use that dining table properly.

Sincerely,

Peeta]]

[[Dear Haymitch,

My corset feels really tight. Mind loosening it for me?

With love,
Effie]]

[[Dear Haymitch,

Not liking my dress? How about what’s under it?

Yours,

Effie]]

[[Dear Effie,

Admit it. You panicked when Katniss stabbed me not because I’m an expensive type of wood. You panicked because I’m significant to you and a certain Mentor’s… uh… activities.

Next time, just use the bed. I can’t carry both of your weights, and seriously, your tributes use me for eating!

Mahogany]]

[[Dear Effie,

That corset of yours looks really tight and uncomfortable. Why not loosen it, or better yet, take it off? And your manners seem a bit unnecessary for the night, too, so let’s forget those as well. And you know what looks really comfortable? That Mahogany table.

Haymitch]]

[[Dear Haymitch,

I don’t know what to do. I don’t consider the Capitol as my home anymore and most of my friends are either dead or shunned me. The nightmares and emotional breakdowns just won’t stop. We weren’t really the best of friends during the Games but I miss you, Haymitch. So, so much.

Please send Katniss and Peeta my love.

Effie]]

[[Dear Haymitch
 
I know what you think of the Capitol, OK? I know you despise anything and everything to do with it, but so do I, after my first year as escort. Something changed inside of me, but I had to keep up this image.  I want to let you know that I’m only truly myself when I’m around you, because… I love you.
 
Your princess,
Eff]]